We can smell the Roses And Tears Already! How cool does it feel to be single while your friends are whining over their relationships? Pretty awesome. Rock Your Singleness Baby!
Long gone (about damn time) are the days when being single meant being the loser in the room, sentenced to watching their coupled-up sappy friends having all the fun. Pssssht! Whatever. Now, being single is a sweet choice you choose to avoid the drama your friends ask you for advice about. Run the remote, do what ya want whenever you want you little rebel!
We’ve decided to celebrate our awesome singles with some sweet sweet shirts here at House Of Chingasos. These instant classics are the perfect gift to yourself, amazing single friend, family member or boss. Stay Awesome Stay Single.
1. Not Today Cupid (The Unfortunate Accident)
2. Love Is For Suckers
We can smell the chocolate and tears already. The oh-so-cheesy cards, the copious amounts of candy ( you can send some to us if ya like, you little rebel ) If you don’t get all the laughs with this one, we’ll set you up on a blind date with our tia Margarita. Pinky swear. Iconic and meant to be worn throughout the year. Our favorite of the collection and a must-have for the world.
3. Tacos Never Broke My Heart
Truer words were never spoken. Talk about feelings. Tacos sometimes fall apart but we still love them. What’s greater than looking rad and giving a shoutout to the food that’s given you so much happiness over the years? Nada, That’s what. Perfect for the taco freak in our lives.
4. Gimme All The Hearts
Awww the candy hearts.. The instant you pop one of these flavorless bits of soda ash into your mouth, you realize that everything you’ve ever thought to be true in this world is in fact a lie: Santa isn’t real, cotton candy isn’t actually made from cotton, and the dog you had as a kid doesn’t live on a farm. We’ve fixed them and placed some loving messages to keep the crazies away. You’re Welcome.
5. Love Is In The Air
Don’t Breathe Fam!!! Falling in love may not be the stupidest thing you can do if you’re single, but it’s close. We recommend staying clear of this trap by drinking with friends, eating your favorite foods and doing whatever the hell you want whenever you want.
6. Love Sucks Vamp Tee
Nuff said. Fans love this simple and badass shirt with an edge. Whether your a horror fan or just a little on the wild-side, this creepy cool design will have your minions screaming for more..Just tell them no thanks.
7. Tacos Before Vatos
Bros before hoes? This One’s for the ladies and our awesome LGBTQ gentlemen andit’s tacos before vatos y’all. All the ladies can wear this testament totheir awesome singleness AND love of delicious tacos. Given the choice of dating these days or sinking our teeth into some awesome tacos, we choose the latter. Orale!
8. Love And Money
You might as well face it Skippy, love ain’t cheap. This champion of a shirt sums it up. Simple and elegant and not too pricey, like a discount escort on a Tuesday night. Rock it you anti-love monkey!
9. Single Nutrition Facts
Undisputed Facts. Daily Value of Freedom? 1000%. Answering To Anyone? 0%. Lonliness? -20000%...You Get it. We'd make one for couples, but we don't want to perpetuate bad nutrition.. ; This one is one of the most fun shirts you can own and perfect for year round. Get it as a gift for your awesome single friend or yourself.
10. Dead Inside Hearts and Bones
Ah Yes, when it comes to Valentine’s day, this one says it all amigos. Head over to the nearest singles party, bar or just go for a walk displaying what V-Day means to you. Soft and comfy, this shirt is awesome for year round. Wear it proudly you little rebel.
11. BEER Is My Valentine
Classic. Few things can inspire love like an ice cold cerveza.Yep. This is a fan favorite and it's not hard to guess why. Crack open a cold one and strut your stuff proudly. This one is a must-have for the beer lover in your life, they will thank you forever. No joke.
12. Sorry Ladies Friend Zone
This one’s for all the stand-up fellas that seem to always come in second to the scumbag guys that never treat the ladies right. A badge of honor for them and a toast to soon being in the end zone and out of the friend zone buddy!
13. Single Sugar Skull
We guess you can go either way on this beautiful shirt. The single sugar skull Tee is perfect to represent “it’s just me” or for those who actually like V-day. Either way you’re going to be looking fly for a single guy/or gal wearing this colorful beauty.
14. Sancho Plumbing Co.
Being A Sancho Is Hard Work. Laying Pipe 24/7 Baby. This soft cotton tee will have everyone cracking up..."Where'd you get that foo?" Is what we always hear!
15. Relationship Goals Luchadores
Lucha For Love. Relationship Goals For 2022. Pura Vida! Puro Amor!